Turd

A person who defecates in someone’s bed and blames it on a small dog.

Sometimes referred to as an “Amber Turd”.

“She shat on his bed and went to Coachella like nothing happened. She’s such a turd.”

by TheMuffinMan12 May 30, 2022

Turd Burglar

A person who anally fists another, grabbing the feces inside the anal cavity. The fister then removes the contents of the anus and proceeds to Waluigi-run away from the crime scene (usually while also maniacally laughing). This is a very real and lucrative crime. On average a turd burglary occurs at least once every hour.

911 Operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”

by Definitely *NOT a Turd Burglar May 30, 2022

turd

Amber Heard is cockney slang

Amber Heard is cockney slang like a turd

by Colby312 June 1, 2022

Rage Turd

When you take a shit on the bed to get back at your significant other.

Amber Heard took a Rage Turd on the bed

by TheMosher June 1, 2022

Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.

You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.

by Gavvihn June 3, 2022

Turd KupalMooks

A guy pretending to be rich, photograbs random photos of women, then later claims them as his ExGFs. Admits to being a womanizer and having lots of firstborn children. When cornered, Turd KupalMooks will bare his teeth and threaten anyone with hacking. This person is so insecure, he brags about having one particular kit as the penultimate proof of being a Gunpla hero collector. He's also a scammer, a bogus buyer and joy-dibber, but is stupid enough to purchase a kit from a Shopee seller just so he can give the seller a 1-star rating, thinking it would matter, because he thinks the world of himself.

Have you heard what Turd KupalMooks did to a female cosplayer in the group chat?

by TheLingeringSaint March 19, 2022

Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022