Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.

A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

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texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

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Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.

Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring

by D1 gooner April 18, 2025

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Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.

"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"

by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025

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Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.

I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

by Edging gooner May 9, 2025

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Kosse , Texas

Home of Kristy P , the bitchenest babe in the land. Legend has it a
, at 3am , you can see her jeep drinking from the local rock quarry as it breathes intensely before spotting someone and darting back into the woods.

Random person - Did you see Kristy P ?in Kosse , Texas ?

Other random person - duuude , how could you not

by Cream_of_mushroom May 16, 2025

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