Turd abominator

Ty Ty. Aka tsunami

You’re being a real turd abominator

by Nerdnerdnerd69 September 11, 2022

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Turd

Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt

Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢

by French urban Fry April 27, 2022

Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022

turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep

This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!

by Piperrydes May 3, 2022

Turd

Amber heard

Amber heard is a turd

by Eikmr May 9, 2022

bubbles turd

bubbling turd

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.

by lump of turd November 6, 2022