sour turd

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid

guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-

by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022

turd filled

full of excrement logs

dude look at that turd filled mug!

by urghuofd9gui December 6, 2021

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021

Turd pusher

A pipe fitter

That damn turd pusher messed up my fit up

by Weldingpepe May 15, 2022

turding

Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!

Are you turding?

by barack0bama May 26, 2022

turd

amber heards fecal matter 🤭

wow! did you see amber turd?

by johnnydepp🤭 May 28, 2022

Turd

A person who defecates in someone’s bed and blames it on a small dog.

Sometimes referred to as an “Amber Turd”.

“She shat on his bed and went to Coachella like nothing happened. She’s such a turd.”

by TheMuffinMan12 May 30, 2022