socks-and-sandals material

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.

Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.

by eghuro January 14, 2024

funny design sock boy

The one loser that wears taco socks to school everyday because he thinks woman find them attractive and unique. He’ll start screaming at you if you ever tell him to wear normal socks likes an average person.

Who is that weirdo who wears weird stupid socks everyday?

Has to be the angry fortnite sweat, funny design sock boy

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

socks

Programmer activities like coding, linuxing, gay sex. Usually just coding.

Originates from programming socks.

Nouns: socks, socker, sockser
Verbs: to socks, to sock, socksing

Foo: "I'm going to start socksing."
Bar: "socks to be you dumbass"
Foo: "./discord_dox.py --user 'Bar#0000'"

by apocaloptigon January 29, 2024

liams cum sock

A dirty . Filthy fucking sock that has crusty cum from a smelly arrogant disgusting fat so called human being called Liam who wanks 50 times a day

You are as disgusting as liams cum sock

by Leviathan22 February 1, 2024

Cum sock

When your homie shows you his cum sock under his bed he has been hiding

John:Bro look at my cum sock under my bed.
Mike: Ew WTF Bro that sock is harder then a rock.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.

I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.

by thir yeth thir February 7, 2024

Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her

Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023