Snake meal

When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals

I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today

by Michaelpapercompany July 22, 2023

snake spiral

WE ARE SPIRALING TODAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

HOP ON SNAKE SPIRAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by the spiraler August 16, 2023

Snake

A True Solider With Nothing To Fear .

A Mysterious person , Doesn’t Stick with The same group for a while . his favorite treets are Cigars , An H. Upmann No 2 .

He’s Know by Many codnames over the past few Years , His Real Name Remains Uknown .

( Codnames

- Raven

- Naked Snake

- Big Boss

- The Man Who Sold The World )
He only trust A few people that number won’t get higher then 3 , it might get lower who knows .

Every One He loves Dies ,
His life is No different From Hell .

One Of His Many known qoutes

“ Nothing To Be ashamed Of , Pain gets The better Of Us all “

He’s Also The Most badass Motherfucker you’ll ever Meet .

Snake , A True Patriot .

by John B . November 21, 2021

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

western brown snake

When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.

" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"

by SuZp3Kt January 14, 2020

Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.

“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”

by Sherbear1387 January 28, 2020