Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.

" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"

by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021

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Sloppy Joe

Shitting explosive diarrhea on a vagina, and then performing cunninilingus

After I had the 5 alarm chili, I took my wife home and gave her the ol' Sloppy Joe

by RustyShackelford69420 December 26, 2021

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a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

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Vacay-sloppy

When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head

Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!

by ChiefB1gz December 28, 2021

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Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

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sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.

Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.

by Mark the Narc March 14, 2022

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