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Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
by Moogen31 August 13, 2011
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Can of Peaches

The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.
Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother
by Lilzisdashit October 14, 2011
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pigs can fly!

The greatest band to come out of Vista, CA. Consist of 5 awesome guys. Rocking the world since 2005. Will become Famous and Tour the World.
The Pigs Can Fly! show was soooo amazing last night!
by pcfbass November 14, 2011
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Grabbing a wet can

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
by Astro333 May 18, 2023
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Can-never-do

Oh Can-never-do.

Can never do anything
by Cody5050 May 20, 2023
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Tin can

oh fuck you you stupid tin can cant work for shit
by Plovdivs#1gypsy May 28, 2023
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