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The worst place on the planet. This place is terrible, it doesn't even deserve to be a place. Nothing about Texas is good.
Run away from Texas!
by anonymous August 2, 2023
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.
I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger
by NeajZil April 10, 2024
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Centerpoint, Texas

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”
by Among gus April 11, 2024
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Texas Gripple

To be crushed in between someone's thighs while singing any sort of country song and twisting their nipple.
Carson- Hey Jane, do you wanna do a Texas Gripple?
Jane- Yes i would love to. but to what song?
Carson- Cotton Eye Joe.
by whirlwind4344 April 13, 2024
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Texas Watering Hole

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.
Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice
by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024
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