Social midiot

Inept influencer

There is no way she could get further in the weeds. What a social midiot.

by thoughtless optimist May 1, 2021

Social & Sexual Chillin'

The parameters of various interpersonal interactions during one's downtime, either separately or together, i.e. socially chill with homies, sexually chillin with a partner (regardless of preference), or Socially & Sexually Chillin with your FWB or speed dial booty call combining the best elements of both for an ultimate chillaxin experience.

"They & I have similar opinions on Social & Sexual Chillin'. I mean, spending your downtime with someone who is fun to talk to AND you can have hot, sweaty, naked fun without unnecessary emotional drama sounds like the ULTIMATE way to enjoy your free time!"

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Socialism

It's when the government controls the economy. When it says "the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole", it means community as a whole as the state. It used to be a synonym of communism. State capitalism and state socialism is the same thing.

"CHINA ISN'T REAL SOCIALISM, IT'S STATE CAPITALISM"
"What's the difference?"

by Walden Thoreau July 14, 2022

Social terrorism

When donkeys and unicorns come past their differences and become friends

Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?

Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!

by Craaaazyunicrons July 22, 2022

Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.

I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!

by mckwistonator July 26, 2022

social dynamic

The idea of how you and a friend e.g. opposites attract, tall and short, popular and nerd

I think our social dynamic is opposites attract

by Eddie Munson’s Girlfriend August 2, 2022

social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.

The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022