Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.

Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

by killermachime15 March 30, 2023

French Socks

When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.

“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”

by mastergrave February 2, 2023

Black Sock

A very Dutch reformed person, typically from Norwich.

The Black sock men have to wear suits and ties to church

The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats

by Hahaha ur mom February 9, 2023

Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023

Sock filler

Typical loser, shifty looking with a narrow neck.At home masturbating into his socks cos he’s too bone idle to go to the toilet for bog roll

‘Hey why’s Dave not in the pub tonight’ ? ‘He’s sick of getting blown out mate, he’s at home dragging one off to Love Island the sock filler’

by Johnb34 February 10, 2023

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her

Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023