Ethan

Faggot

Ethan is a Faggot

by OpticalLace9192 November 24, 2025

Ethan

in the dog house, deep in it.

wow did you hear what ethan said? he’s done for…deep in the dog house for sure.

by urfavgirl December 28, 2025

Ethan

An extremely smart individual with many talents and knows tonnes of info on cars and a very strange burning passion to invade China

"You know Ethan"

"No"

"Well he is An extremely smart individual with many talents and knows tonnes of info on cars and a very strange burning passion to invade China"

by a.basra386 January 1, 2026

Ethan Moment

An Ethan Moment is when someone asks the teacher for help but takes an huor just to skim over and says its all wrong an takes another hour to come back to you.

Ethan had a Ethan Moment

by Kirbo The Yosh January 7, 2026

Ethan

Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.

If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.

Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.

If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.

Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls

Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.

by Haikumom November 22, 2021

Ethan

He is a kind and honest caring person that when he falls in love he always will be and he's a real freak in the bed . He can turn any moment into a happy one and will always give hugs from behind you.

Ethan your very kind-hearted.

by Dave straburn November 22, 2021

ethan

likes men, never touches grass and never gets women. only grinds sweaty games.

ew, ethan is there. let’s stay away from him

by ethanlikesmen123 November 22, 2021