Sloppy Dallas

When a girl gives you a blowy with a mouthful of dip

That bitch really gives some good sloppy dallas’

by HandiCaptain223 May 23, 2022

sloppy dallas

verb. an event between one giving one other oral representation while dip (chewing tobacco) is inside their mouth and leaving either a turd sized lump onto the shaft of the other member or leaving lawn clipping sized peices along the shaft close to the representation of ants on a log

"nasty gave tomato soup a sloppy dallas."

by corbin rainey May 23, 2022

Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.

" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"

by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021

Sloppy Joe

Shitting explosive diarrhea on a vagina, and then performing cunninilingus

After I had the 5 alarm chili, I took my wife home and gave her the ol' Sloppy Joe

by RustyShackelford69420 December 26, 2021

impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

Vacay-sloppy

When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head

Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!

by ChiefB1gz December 28, 2021

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022