Long Nose Booger

Sperm Nut Cum Cream OR Stick substance

Landen what is this long nose booger doing on your underwear.\

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by Brody The Goat20 May 2, 2024

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That long BITCH

a slang for articulated bus

i took a ride on that long bitch today

by Porsche7292 May 8, 2024

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long lights

a car’s high beams

Yo, man turn off your long lights! That sh*t way too bright.

by Dayana.DMD May 18, 2024

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hos long

When you have just covered up a murder and want to google something late at night.

Hos long to die in cold

by elsaabka May 24, 2024

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Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

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Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.

I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”

by 261ERS February 15, 2024

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