Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you

Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them

vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden Bob

While getting a blowjob you pee in the girl's mouth

You just gave Karen a golden Bob! Take a list of,

by Ydoctnarg666 October 17, 2025

Golden Corral

When you’re eatin’ at the All You Can Eat Buttfet and she pisses on your face.

I didn’t know how thirsty I was until she gave me a Golden Corral.

by jaysephone October 18, 2025

Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

Golden Arm

The best Weldor to ever live. A master of molten metal. Recognizable by his starched and pressed Wrangler Pearl Snaps, and his pristine welds. The Weldor that puts all the others to shame. If he has to stamp a weld he stamps it A.B.T.

Hey Garret! I guess we better hang up our welding hoods and drag up…. Ol’ Golden Arm is here and he’s gonna put us to shame! He’ll be laying beads faster and prettier than New Orleans during Mardi Gras! Yeah he’s one slick hand!

by Metal Dr. December 12, 2025

Golden Helicopter

When you jump off the second story of a house into a pool, while spinning, and pissing everywhere.

Man, I got so drunk I started doing the Golden Helicopter off Billy’s roof into his pool!

by BDDarrel December 21, 2025