cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

cookie

A digital copy of a human consciousness (emerging in black Mirror series). First appeared in White Christmas, the cookies then became a noticeable element of the show, especially widely mentioned in the last episode.

"You're a simulated brainful of code, stored in this little winget we call a "cookie". - Matt, explaining things to Greta (White Christmas).

Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.
Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.
(USS Callister)

"Monkey loves you... Monkey needs a hug" - Carrie being a toy (Black Museum).

by owldespair March 6, 2018

it cookies

It cookies Is da best cookies.
Typo of "it's"

"So what are those? They it cookies"

by AH YEAHHH March 10, 2018

cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

cookie

best player EU, pls nerf

Dude you play like cookie.

by cookie\ March 18, 2018

Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.

Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.

by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018

danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.

1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"

by BittyCorn February 20, 2017