Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.

I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!

by TaurusDude999 December 26, 2023

Walnut in chinese

Hu tao is how to say walnut in chinese. But its also Hu Tao (Chinese: 胡桃 Hú Táo) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.

Hu Tao's antics and eccentricity belies her role as the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and her talent as a poet. Nevertheless, she treats the parlor's operations with utmost importance, and holds funeral ceremonies with the highest dignity and solemnity.

Xiao is better than hu tao because her name means walnut in Chinese. Pull for xiao instead.

by XiaoAteSnow April 12, 2023

Walnut

A Cookie Run “story game” uploader that stole their ex’s idea for one of their newest posts. They consume more Milanesa than the average Italian consumes pasta in approximately 72 hours and tend to listen to twink music
They are also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly mexican behaving sisters that concern half of the Argentinian population that is aware of their existence
But are quite cutesy

“Did you see Walnut’s newest post?”
“Yeah, how many gallons of water does bro expect me to drink??”

by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023

Walnut

A Cookie Run instagram content creator that edits for a so called genre of “story games”, they also stole their ex’s idea for their most recent post, most likely gained this missschiveous plan while eating milanesa as they consume it more than the average Italian pasta in minimum 48+ hours

They’re also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly sisters as one of them acts as if she’s been born and raised in Harrison, while the other is a Swiftie
They’re quite the cutie patootie type but are real bad at slandering people and actually go for the raw demonizing

But you go mädchen!! 🦾🦾 (slang)

“Did you see Walnut’s newest post??”
“Yeah, how many gallons of water does bro expect me to drink?”

by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023

walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

walnut pie

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

Walnut

The expression on your face when you see some unattended Barkerhouse rolls on the table for your ma. The expression on your face when you remember every blowjob you ever got. The expression on your face when you see she needs a brogan adjustment. The expression on your face when you guess you could call that a dick. The expression on your face when you read beyond chapter 3 of Sun Tazu's The Art of War. The expression on your face when the Sfogliatelle arrives and is placed softly on the table. When they've been told, twice, and now you'll tell them. Those red panties in the top drawer. When it's your song. When you win the chin-ups cup 3 weeks in a row. When it's not 3 o'clock. When the skip's got your back & warns you about the leftover mayonnaise on your chin. When you go down and you can taste the Dove deep moisture body soak.

When I see a buff ting in a short skirt over her knees, I give her the Walnut to let her know I'd take her back to my ma's for some macaroni and gravy.

by Clarence(Paups) February 24, 2021