vertical cha-cha

The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions

The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!

by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018

Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.

Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.

A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."

by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023

Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 2, 2023

Vertical Motion

the action of bouncing on someone's shit

Brake gave David vertical motion.

by Bill Edmonson April 25, 2023