Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023

Useless

The Governor of Florida.

Grayson: Oh my God the Governor of Floridas is so useless
Sam: I know right that guy should die

by Sam O’Nella Academy July 20, 2023

Useless Degree

Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.

John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.

Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.

by prathabeast April 23, 2022

Useless

School

Man, I love how useless t=24+y is for my real life.

by yeet69420666 May 2, 2022

Useless

useless is the canon name to sakura from naruto

wow shes being so sakura (useless)

by Internet intellectual May 2, 2022

Useless

You, because you are on this site.

Why are you using Urban Dictionary you useless son of a bitch.

by UselessSonOfAGun May 5, 2022

Useless

Michaela Mo "working" in the office.

They're as unreliable and useless, they're as bad as Michael Mo.

by DizzyDazzler January 20, 2022