Soap Dodger

generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.

"check out those filthy,schemie,jakey rat shagging,tim fucking soapdodgers.filthy cunts!"

by dave May 23, 2003

selling soap

Selling illegal narcotics

Yeah j man be selling dat soap out of the back of his damn whip damn fool be selling soap

by JDHiggs July 30, 2014

Dropping the Soap

why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.

awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!

by mike read August 13, 2003

after soap

the soap left on your teeth after your crazy ass grandma washes your mouth out with it.

Lauren: Grandma washed my mouth out four days ago and i still got after soap up in there

by laurenslongstories March 19, 2010

secondhand soap

when two or more people are washing their hands at one sink, those not at the top of the water use the runoff water from the highest pair of hands.

Dan: dude you're hoggin the whole sink, I'm tryna wash up here too.
Joel: Just use my secondhand soap, bruh.

by soupy george July 7, 2010

soap the dwarves

"soaping the dwarves"
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts

"oh my god, last night she asked me to soap the dwarves. we were going for so long they were red for hours!"

by malkowankers October 20, 2008

soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?

by Perhaps a pedophile January 31, 2018