Spence Slap

A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.

I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!

by Tee Cee Deez March 7, 2020

that shit slap

When expressing how good something is.

Originating from Knee slapper

"Have you heard that new Dr. Dre beat? That shit Slap!"

"How good is it? " on to which you would reply "THAT SHIT SLAP!"

by Yung Deezee October 24, 2019

weed slap

The act of hitting another person with a large quantity of Marijuana.

"Dude, Daniel got so mad when Comps Weed Slapped Danny with the bag."

by BlaZdOut January 9, 2008

juice slap

The act of physically slapping another woman across the face with self-produced vaginal secretions, as defining proof of female copulation fitness.

The bitch called me out on bein' old and dried up; so I grabbed me a handful from down there and juice slapped the ho...

by YAWA April 10, 2017

banana slap

A half peeled banana must be shoved into the targets face where the fruit must be smeared as quickly as possible. Then you must retract and once again swing the banana peel toward the face to achieve proper contact and satisfying snap sound of the peel against the flesh. It is important to note that this is not a bully's activity; the target should never be victimized, but deserving of a banana slap. it is an underdogs activity. Most often perpetrated by the victim to a bully. The target must be fully deserving of the insult. Then, like Braveheart you must scream "banana slap!"

Target: Give me your lunch money.

Hero: I can't do that, but I can give you this... ...Banana slap!

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by Ballistic2010 December 15, 2010

Slap box

To fight but slap instead of punching

You wanna slap box in the bathroom? Say less

by Papi.myah November 5, 2019

Hitch Slap

The process of having common sense knocked into you by Christopher Hitchens

Person 1: Dude did you see that debate between Christopher Hitchens and Pat Robertson on YouTube?

Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!

by Behemut April 25, 2010