Toronto Raptors

Canada’s laughing stock since the departure of Kawhi Leonard.

Masai Ujiri thinks the Toronto Raptors are going to win it again without Kawhi Leonard. Reject’s Westbrook’s trade because he’s an idiot to ever do so.

by Clippersfan801 October 26, 2019

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

Claptor Raptor

Someone with the clap who intentionally tries to pass it to someone else

Don't fuck Johnny, he's a total Claptor Raptor

by Six People Stuffed in an SUV June 22, 2018

raptor cock

A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it

“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”

by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023

Roto-Raptor

What STEM undergrads call the "Rotary Evaporator", because learning the names of all the different forms of lab equipment is hard

"I need to evaporate the DCM out of this solution... What machine do we use for that again? The Roto-Raptor?"

"Oh, you mean the Rotary-Evaporator?"
"RAPTOR LMAO"

by denaliali July 20, 2023

Taco Raptor

Large groups of cackling black birds that gather in parking lots, especially those of fast food restaurants looking for scraps of food and pestering customers with their noise and waste.

Throw the fries you don't eat on the ground for the taco raptors to eat.

by Subsite82 August 22, 2023

raptor shed

Nough said🦖

After leaving the blood fields, Jimmy was left to find shelter in the only place near… the raptor shed

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022