oli is a slovakian immigrant who came here on a raft or back of a lorry whos ma needs google translate to have a normal conversation his da doesn't acknowledge him especially while hes out doing all off his illegal substances cause hes going so many places in life them places being other birds houses than his own one and another place being extra maths as he has more birds than brain cells thick spoon...
the definition of oli's life means useless or going nowhere and used in a sentence like doing these endeavours you will and up like oli's life
by nice tenner March 21, 2022
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Get the Oli mug.oli is a clumsy but clever boy that has a big dick and probably doesn't know what's going on most of the time
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Get the oli london mug.Total legend, definitely not an oli writing this... noooo... i would never brag about how awesome and handsome i am, nooo... but anyway, yes, oli is amazing, bah.
by Definitely not Oli April 19, 2022
Get the Oli mug.A "Koreaboo" that wants to look like Jimin from the South Korean Band, BTS (BangTan Boys). He has gotten 18 surgeries to look like his Idol. He is very controversial on the internet for his broken Korean and overall being very delusional.
Girl 1: Have you heard of Oli London? Girl 2: Ew, You mean that Koreaboo? Girl 3: Of course! I love him.
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