Jongs/Jongsack

A pair of testicles.

AKA, ballsack, nutsack, etc.

I have my jongs/jongsack in a vice!

by TheVader420 February 2, 2021

Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.

Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community

by Alien Hayes February 6, 2021

Kim Jong Un

Nuke Spammer
Dictator
Small pp
Fatass bitch
Thin lipped
Constantly squinting even though he wears glasses
Asshole

Man, that guy is such a Kim Jong Un.

by Not-A-Real-Person January 4, 2025

Choi Jong-In

the kind of man that's hot— both temperature and appearance wise. s-rank fire mage from the anime Solo Leveling. he also really likes wearing striped business suits for some reason... and he looks like aizen from bleach. also miu/merle is his n1 fan !! oshimaxxing lol

person 1: wow i watched solo leveling, what's the name of that red haired guy who looks like aizen?
person 2: his name is choi jong-in, also WHY DOES EVERYONE COMPARE HIM TO AIZEN?!?

by choimaxxer July 20, 2025

Kumi Jong Orpu

A Czechian twitch streamer who plays numerous games whilst simultaneosly entertaining his audience. As of 3/11/25 he has a following of 1.1k and an average viewers of 15-20

Kumi Jong Orpu is a great twitch streamer who I love to watch.

by goatedgeo November 3, 2025

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night

“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night ”

by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025