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iPad kid

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kid", this pejorative slang term meaning "screen addict" refers to the country Indonesia having world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.
With kids in every corner of Jakarta glued to their phones, it's hard not to call them all iPad kids these days!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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iPad kid nation

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids living within one same nation", this pejorative slang term refers to the country Indonesia — with its population of 270 millions of inhabitants — having the world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.
With kids everywhere in Indonesia glued to their screens to play Free Fire or Fortnite, we're undeniably living in an "iPad kid nation"!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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ipad veg

Stinky tsts bum terrible nobody likes
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ipad veg

TSTS bum nobody likes them ew
Ew look that that filthy ipad veg
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Ipad Kid

Any person under the age of 15 who is very attached to their electronics/video games. This person may appear to not be so hygenic since majority of their time is going into whatever video game they love.
My 9 year old cousin is such an Ipad Kid. I swear all he does is eat cheetos, play Roblox/Fortnite or whatever, not shower, and not even brush his teeth. Ugh.
by KobeBeanBryant24 January 25, 2025
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iPad Kid

A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.

An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.

Signs of an iPad Kid:

-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.

Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
Billy is an iPad Kid.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
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iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.
“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “
by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024
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