Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

4th-impacticitis

A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.

Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.

by Ann Anne October 14, 2016

dead on impact

An obscure show with wacky characters. They all love coming for each other's throats any chance they are given. Hopefully it'll get better by Season 2.

Yooo Did you see the new episode of Dead On Impact?
Yeah, hopefully Diaz will confess to Isaac this episode!
Oh you know that'll never happen, they just have him there for "representation"

by DaddyPomegranate December 18, 2020

Impact Insulter

Bitch That Thinks Of Stereotypes For Genshin Impact

Oh Wow Look An Impact Insulter

by Rukushiki January 15, 2023

Fourth Impact

An event from Rebuild of Evangelion

THERE’S A FOURTH IMPACT WTF

by THIRD INPACT BABYYYY January 22, 2023

Genshin Impact

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.

Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.

by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023

Genshin Impact

Prison for adults. just dont play it unless you are checking it out

Jake: Hey Have you heard of Genshin Impact?
Mike: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

by The_One_Who_Asked February 22, 2023