The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.
These students can be recognised by the following things -
- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
These students can be recognised by the following things -
- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
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Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?
Patient - I am an IB student.
Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?
Patient - 3 weeks ago.
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She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?
Patient - I am an IB student.
Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?
Patient - 3 weeks ago.
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She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
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These problems cause your digestive tract to be very sensitive. They also change how your bowel muscles contract.
Person 1: your mama is so packing she broke my back last night.
Person 2: that’s so funny!
Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny
Person 2: that’s so funny!
Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny
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Get the IBS mug.A phenomenon where an individual or group of clean, innocent, and pure individuals begin to rapidly make bad decisions with their lives due to an Ibe. They engage in activities such as sex, drugs, and alcohol after spending time with an Ibe, almost as if influenced by a contagious virus. The life of someone who has suffered from the Ibe Effect will tremendously decline and never be the same. Coming back from this depressing experience will take much time and extreme patience. It may seem impossible but you can and will survive. Use protection to avoid infection.
Person 1- “That boy Laith been mad different after his trip to Duke.”
Person 2- “"He been hanging with that one Egyptian guy that wants to be black a lot"
Person 3- “It’s the Ibe effect.”
Person 2- “"He been hanging with that one Egyptian guy that wants to be black a lot"
Person 3- “It’s the Ibe effect.”
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