hello

1. Your ex sisters mother's friend's dog walkers brothers toasters' way of greeting you.
2. A viscous term used to halt the continuity of your day, generally meant to spark a dreaded conversation.

(1) Hello, Horatio!
(2) I am perpetually disconcerted by this abominable phrase.
(1) Okay! See you around.

by shiraffe February 22, 2021

hello?

when you get lonely so you try to talk to the website.

P1: types "hello?" into search bar
website: Adelle-hello-YouTube
P1: *sigh

by Iamthepublisher May 3, 2021

Hello

hi

hello friend

by Bananareport June 9, 2021

Hellos

Just the greeting hello, but with an S added at the end to make the greeting more special. If you have a best friend who is a retard, definitely say hello like this.

*Some retard calls*

Some retard: Hellos?
Another Retard: Hellos.

by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022

Hello

a

Hellopple

by hudfgdfvgdgnlkjf d; July 1, 2022

hello

H- have you missed me?
E- everything alright?
L-like to see you.
L- Like to be with you
O- obviously i missed you.

Hello darling. I love you

by HEllO<3 December 31, 2006

Hello

Hello: abbrev. of "Right, what do you want? If its another one of your trifling, attention-seeking miseries again, I have better things to do." Often used in conjunction with "Sorry, I've got a lot of work to do."

Hel..... oh for fuck's sake, bugger off."

by cynical bastard with nothing better to do December 9, 2003