gravity clam

Saggy vagina lips

Too much sex will give you a gravity clam

by Kinkykittie August 12, 2017

Gravity

Gravity is the one thing, that whenever you feel lost, would pull you back in (Even when you really don't want to)

Sheldon Cooper: Gravity, though art, sometimes a heartless bitch.

by Bou3lam July 5, 2018

Gravity Bong

An elaborate device used for smoking herbs, particularly Cannabis Sativa. Created and popularized by the humans of the Milky Way, who say they have been constructing the devices for at least 3.5 millenium. Typically quite primitive in design, the gravity bong is a type of water pipe that functions using one large container of water and one smaller container. First, the top of the smaller container must be fitted with a “bowl” to hold the cannabis as well as some type of opening or tube through which to inhale the smoke. The bottom end of the secondary container needs to be open, and the smaller container is inserted most of the way into the larger bucket. The cannabis is then lit, and as it burns the stoner puts their mouth over the hose or opening and slowly raises the smaller container out of the water, the action of which fills the smaller container with fragrant smoke that is subsequently inhaled by the user. Because the water somewhat filters and cools the smoke, it is considered a very “clean” way for carbon based lifeforms to alter their perception through inhaling burning carbon.

An attendant began to pack Bomb Bomb, which was in fact Ohm’s world record holder for “largest gravity bong”.

by harrypothead420 July 16, 2018

Gravity

Gravity is a force that pulls you down towards the center of an object. When you jump up, you go “down”. Gravity also makes large object such as Earth round because Gravity pulls from every direction toward the center of the Earth. Every object in the universe including you, have gravity, it is just extremely weak to even pull or overcome anything. Gravity also keeps our planets and moons in orbit. Even the ISS. The closer you are to the object, the faster you have to go to rotate it. That’s why Mercury takes 88 days to make a full rotation and 2,000 years for Pluto to make a full orbit.

Gravity keeps you and air on Earth.

by thesonon August 8, 2018

gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.

Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.

by kittythecatty January 21, 2019

gravity surfer

Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.

Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers

by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018

Gravity Philosophy

When you learn or think of something that factual, true, real, or something else; However, when you rethink about this topic it seems really Obvious and you're not sure why you didn't think of it before or in that way. This is exactly like Gravity, where once you Know what it is, Then it is obvious. If you Don't know what gravity is, or Nobody knows what gravity is, then you wouldn't think of it until it is mentioned and Then you question why you didn't consider it before.

This is also why it took people so long to Learn what gravity is because nobody thought about it and it "just was" Before they Knew what it was. Now Gravity seems as obvious as breathing air and that air is oxygen, but before science nobody knew what air nor oxygen was, thus being another example of Gravity Philosophy.

Guy: "I feel tired and depressed, and I don't know why."

Girl: "That's because you haven't eaten anything with vitamins and nutrients in days; you need to eat more nutritious foods."
Guy: "You're right, all I've eaten is cheese pizza and soda, so that's some Gravity Philosophy."

Clothing Company: *Sprays millions of clothes with Unknown and Untested Chemicals to make them more flat.*
Scientist: "We have found that that chemical can seep into people's blood and skin, and cause serious problems with peoples health 20 years down the road.
20 Years Later: *millions of people get cancer*
Legal Legislation: "This chemical is now Banned due to consumer health problems."
Everybody: "I wish somebody with a sense of Gravity Philosophy did some testing before we all got sick."

All Prior Human "Scientists": "The Earth is Not round Nor a planet And is the center of the universe."
1600ish Galileo Galilei: "You're wrong, it is elementary science that is obvious Now."
2019 Trolls: "The Earth is Flat."
All People Everywhere: "I guess these guys never learned Gravity Philosophy in school. They Must be making millions selling silly T-shirts and merchandise on some ridiculous website."
Area 51 Raid Starters: "That's some Gravity Philosophy if I've ever heard any before. not a bad idea..."

by MCPKG October 12, 2019