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It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.
Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday
by SkratFish November 17, 2025
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irking my gerbils

a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling
Oh my gosh stop the new lady gaga album just dropped im irking my gerbils right now!!!
by Hshshshehehe March 9, 2025
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Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
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Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
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The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!
by Thug wanna June 23, 2023
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Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.
Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler
by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025
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Thirsty Gerbil

When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.
She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil
by Rockduster February 21, 2024
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