Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023

Forbidden Custard

It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.

See also: Forbidden Pudding – a similar term, typically referring to the thicker, more gelatinous phlegm produced during coughing episodes.

"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."

by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023

Forbidden Fourth Hole

The stoma of an ostomy that can be used to have sex with.

Bro, that girl just had ostomy surgery. I can’t wait to fuck her Forbidden Fourth Hole

by Bush-whacked-56 December 21, 2023

forbidden boo boo

Hurting oneself physically or mentally out of your own confusion.

Mark: Hi boss remember that guy who ordered an open holster for his knife? He did forbidden boo boo to himself and He is suing us for cutting himself while using it in front carry...
Boss: ...

by Baadco January 10, 2024

Forbidden Sniff

when you go to revive your friend in MW and you get a sniff of the forbidden fruit. aka BUNNY GUNS aka BUNNY EGGS aka BUNNY DROPPIN's

*goes to revive teammate*
*forbidden sniff initiates*

"Ayo did you see that forbidden sniff? that was kinda sus"

by summmzzzxxx February 4, 2024

forbidden fuckening

Term used to describe one’s being when he/she can’t seem to catch a break.

Kyle: “Dude I can’t seem to catch a break recently!”
Tim: “Yeah man you’re going through a forbidden fuckening”

by The word conjurerer December 6, 2022