Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw

Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!

by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024

felch

when someone is lovesick but they don’t love the person, but are still really into them. if they are constantly thinking of the person they are in a ‘felch state’

have you seen the new girl bob is talking to, shes got him in such a felch state!

by unknown felcher February 16, 2026