Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

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Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!

The phrase you use to tell someone wearing Crocs and watching burnout DJ's on Twitch to go fuck themselves.

Hey man why don't in to my live stream I'm gonna play some really old useless music tonight! - "Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!"

by ascendeddialect August 7, 2022

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Croc strap

Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs

Spread your legs a little more baby.

“Mmm let me grab my croc strap

by Asmryoass June 14, 2022

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The Flying Croc

To be determined.

The flying Croc is scheduled for testing.

by Genmortiz August 24, 2022

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Crocs

Literally the best thing too ever happen
Also could be used a an nickname for a dong

“ hey bro, nice crocs!”
“Your crocs are hard!”

by What a crazy world we live in October 29, 2022

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Crocs

Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S

Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*

by I_CREATED_CROCS<3 April 23, 2022

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