A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.
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Get the Chess Boxing mug.Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight”
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Get the Chess tournament mug.When somebody says something is chess not checkers, they're implying that it is somehow more serious, or to be taken more seriously than checkers if it's chess, even though they are both games. Not everything in life is a board game, so the worst kind of game is one that seems designed to be taken seriously when games are the opposite of serious.
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Get the Chess mug.The worst kind of game (or sport) is the one that seems designed to be taken seriously. Games (and sports) are the opposite of anything seeious, and there are already enough people in the world always wearing a silly looking game face, a kind of poker face that makes them look and sound more serious than they actually are.
Chess, checkers, they're both games. Warning shots, warning barks, anything with the word warning in front of it seems meant to be taken seriously, and yet that still doesn't mean they came from a serious person, any more than mandates, restrictions, or laws.
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