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Belgian Chocolate Croquette

The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.
She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.
by Godelieve Van De Putte August 5, 2021
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Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
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belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt
me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding
by seachips December 27, 2024
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Belgian Double-Dip

The belgian double dip is an action that occurs when you are having anal intercourse, and you switch to oral sex. Then, you return to anal sex.
Me and my girl did a belgian double-dip last night
by Teggle July 16, 2025
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Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.
BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.
by dih sendy October 26, 2025
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Belgian Dumpling

The act of defecating on a large flat piece of elephant foreskin, then deep frying it into the form of a dumpling.
“Yo Eric, im really craving some Belgian Dumplings right now
by 4rizon4 November 6, 2025
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bedroom Belgian

A half bottle of La Chouffe on the nightstand, rimmed with chocolate and regret.
I woke up to a bedroom Belgian again.
by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025
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