Eli assist

When playing rocket league, the player gets points for an assist much longer than expected.

"What an Eli assist. That guy still got points a solid 10 seconds after he touched the ball.

by Razosaku November 19, 2023

friendly assist

Giving a friend a hand job outside of a relationship.

It's been a while for Brad so I gave him a friendly assist.

by Ahael December 19, 2023

Assistants

1. Plural of assistant.

2. In the context of AI, a prompt is made to assist developers or scripters where they are made to change a few words for a different context for comedy, variety, or both.

1. My assistants helped me with my work.

2. I created assistants to convert words with e to words without e but still make sense.

by Pixel_Representation December 2, 2023

Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.

Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.

by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023

power-assisted hug

An embrace dat ya get from someone who is too sleepy or exhausted to reasonably be expected to lift his arms on his own, and so ya amiably help him to perform said cuddly action --- what ya do is to gently lift da person's limp arms and drape them over yer shoulders, then slip yer own arms underneath his armpits and affectionately draw da person up against ya; all he has to do then is to simply wrap his arms da rest of da way around yer neck.

Creating a power-assisted hug from a weary chick is similar to when ya softly clasp and lift her suntan-lotion-oiled hand at da beach to give her a hello/goodbye handshake when she is half-asleep while soaking up da sun... in both cases, ya receive a little pleasant physical contact wif her, but at da same time ya considerately eliminate da need for her drowsy/achy muscles to expend much effort at all.

by QuacksO October 26, 2019

my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

by mcelikx November 22, 2021

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021