the turtleneck affect is when any man buys a turtle neck, once a man puts a turtle neck on he will start using lotion,washing his hands,getting his nails done,doing his eyebrows, etc. fellas if you see a man wearing a turtle neck do not hesitate to take that shit off of him. the prime example of the turtleneck affect is drake.
hey man, have you seen that john has been using lostion ever since he bought that turtleneck?
yeah bro it’s the turtleneck affect
what’s that?
the turtleneck affect is when a guy buys a turtleneck and he starts washing his hands,using lotion etc.
yeah bro it’s the turtleneck affect
what’s that?
the turtleneck affect is when a guy buys a turtleneck and he starts washing his hands,using lotion etc.
by bigdawgmike August 17, 2021
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by QuacksO December 28, 2024
Get the affectionate-gesture menu mug.yes effect or affect because the shardy affect/effect is when a man or woman finds people who are potentially attracted to them or even the slightest bit attracted to them(cute) and manipulates them unconsciously making you think the world is yours when really it’s all a similar situation to a genjutsu and you hold no power except defeat
from the perspective of the “shardy” the shardy affect/effect is when a person who is the slightest bit attracted to you even just thinking you look cute can easily be manipulated, making them think u are giving them the world and you are all they need in life gaslighting and ego boosting them with toxic love for example hype them up for 2 days in a row telling them how attractive they are and the 3rd day act like they are just “ighh” then proceed to follow up the next day by telling them u apologize if u came off rude your just “going through a lot” and proceed to hype them up eventually you will do this unconsciously and their love will grow uncontrollably for you to the point where they will do anything for you.
by mikel sanchez August 12, 2025
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That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
by xesyag August 31, 2025
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Hym "Now that it affects the YouTube freaks it's a BIG PROBLEM and we gotta do something, QUICK! Right? Because they sat there while my brain was being eaten by an infection but NOW... THEY might die early. ME die early? Fine. THEY die early? It's a really big problem and we need the politicians to do something about it immediately or the YouTube retards are going to die! Ooooh noooo!"
by Hym Iam September 15, 2025
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