The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump
Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.
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Can also mean making up lies to make yourself look better.
Closely related to terms such as “Chatting shit” and “Talking bollocks”
Can also mean making up lies to make yourself look better.
Closely related to terms such as “Chatting shit” and “Talking bollocks”
Barry: “I knocked out like 4 man the other day with my bare hands”
Kevin: “Nah you’re chatting Boris!”
Kevin: “Nah you’re chatting Boris!”
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The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.
Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.
Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
Look at the state of that! He’s totally Boris’d it!
How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?
Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?
Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
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Look at that fcukin' Boris Berk tw@t! He just jumped a red-light and clattered into that bloke/woman! What a prick!!!
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Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
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