Backseat yoga

Performing multi sex acts and positions in backseat of small car.

They were doing some serious backseat yoga.

by Yoga Bob January 19, 2023

yoga

A sequence of exercises that will lead men to autofelaciate. And women to nowhere.

Do you know that incels are into yoga? I wonder why that is?

by oike November 3, 2023

Chin Yoga

A special moment where you get ya cock sucked (SFS)

“Yeah man, it was a crazy night, she gave me the best Chin Yoga I have ever had son!”

by Mr Meow January 15, 2024

yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

Yoga

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by Ababawl November 22, 2021

Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

nose yoga

taking cocaine

The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga

by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021