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Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)
by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021
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Wifi-Punk

An emerging sub cultural movement that is based on the integration of punk into the mainstream as well the emergence of punk in various music genres and subcultures that would otherwise remain the same. This is probably due to Hip-Hop culture becoming Mainstream culture and as did with rock and roll/ pop , punk was born as a rejection to that mainstream ideal. This is injunction with an internet run society that is inherently a dystopian world with utopian technology. Similar to “CyberPunk” but based more in reality.
To be used as an adjective to whenever is necessary. “This bar is very Wifi-Punk”
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let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
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Gucci Wifi

Someone who has very good wifi and super fast connection on the internet.
Jason: Wow this is some gucci wifi... It's very fast!"
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my wifi laggin

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11
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Spectrum x wifi (wifrum)

A ship between the host and co host of SAWARS😟
Hey I ship spectrum x wifi (wifrum)
Ew
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Matthew's Wifi

Matthew's wifi is shiat
by Damn450 August 27, 2022
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