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there went the story

so basically some random shit my dad said while he was hungover after goin to his buddy’s funeral. upon me questioning what the hell it meant he responded “death, the end of the book, life is all journey moving on to the next universe and next chapters”
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“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.

example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.
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little piggy went home

when you’re snausaging and slip the pinky toe in the front hole
my guy was snausaging me and he tried to make sure the last little piggy went home
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Went left

The opposite of "it went right"; Circumstances were undesirable.
"My wife left me, I got fired from my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went left"
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Went east

Things went terribly; circumstances were undesirable.
"My wife left me, I lost my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went east"
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I, ANgel JOse RObles Went To SPoffors For 10457-2215-2219

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Went Dumb

To see an attractive woman and to lose your focus, train of thought, etc. When a guy falls prey to a woman's looks, and can't think or speak properly.
She sent him photos of herself in the forest, and because her skin and lips were so clear, full, and perfect, he just went dumb for a moment and forgot what he was doing...
by N. Schnapps June 6, 2025
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