Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022

today was pissin

Today was pissing;
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome

This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !

Dude... today was pissin!

by Metal bunny ^_^ February 12, 2022

Today

Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.

"I should probably feed the kids in my basement today"

by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021

Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.

Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER

by crappyoi February 16, 2021

not today rona

Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.

Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.

by Lisa Sheppard February 17, 2021

technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.

I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.

by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021