Reverse toaster

Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.

I used a reverse toaster on cole

by Kikikikikikiki1 June 14, 2018

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.

Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!

by DeeeZ September 24, 2018

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.

Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.

by penisenlargment May 28, 2017

toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel

-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel

by white iverson October 9, 2016

canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter

Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?

by 404handle July 28, 2016

Beatrice Toaster

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.

Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster

by young gen c December 2, 2019