Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.

by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012

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Slander Corpse Day

Every year on June 2nd, we slander a woman named Corpse. Fuckers, its time!

Slander Corpse Day is something as simple as “Corpse trying to rizz up the 80th staff member on Joshdub server” or such as “Corpse is a smely lesbo”

by Codonaine June 3, 2023

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corpse flower

The act of a penis going hard during rigor mortis stage of death of a man.

Chandler - "I found Dustins body in the bed with a corpse flower, it was smaller than i expected."

by Chinook299 January 18, 2024

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a fucking corpse

Definition of a dead that is so dead, someone will talk in it once a century.

This chat is literally the definition of a fucking corpse

by Supermegaawesomeguy October 31, 2019

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baby corpse

Is a heartless person who somehow makes friends that care about them, and has usually one 4liferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. He has a very deep voice but is only 5

4lifer: good morning bebe corpse
baby corpse: morning, sup

by 347758 June 26, 2021

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