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Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy
“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”
by Shaqitus October 10, 2021
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Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads
Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!
by Jahamez September 6, 2021
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Dummer Hummer

used to comment on a stupid thing that has been done
by 2ndSite October 1, 2021
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Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass
D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"
by Fartjiggler24 January 11, 2025
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Wasp Hummer

When a woman gives a man a BJ while poking him in the taint with a finger as he moves her arms in a flapping motion as fast as he can.
Last night she gave him a Wasp Hummer and I heard it was the best he ever had.
by Momokat January 20, 2025
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Himmler Hummer

The preferred name for Tesla Cyber trucks
Check out the crypto-bro in his Himmler Hummer. 5 bucks says he's listening to a Joe Rogan podcast right now
by WerdVomit411 January 28, 2025
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hummer guy

A character from Family Guy who is known for merging without looking after watching Madagascar on his Hummer.
"Dude, the Hummer guy was so fucking funny. He made me wanna merge without looking!"
by noongd19 February 23, 2025
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