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Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
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Get the Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket mug.Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.
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If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,
If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,
by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025
Get the Twat socket mug.The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
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- I decided to be better and so I stoped our casual relationship; such a dry socket though.
- Don't dry socket yourself; why don't you just don't get attached.
- Don't dry socket yourself; why don't you just don't get attached.
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