Snowman

Taking a dump on top of another dump, then sticking a baby carrot in it

Don’t go in there bro, just made the biggest snowman

by AdellaRules July 15, 2021

Frosty The Snowman

When you put an ice cube where the sun dont shine during touchy touchy time an ✨finish✨

My gf and i tried frosty the snowman the othet day

by d0ntc0meafterme August 9, 2021

The Human Snowman

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body

Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.

by ungabunga04 July 1, 2021

Pawpaw the Snowman

This is a term used when you are a champion at PBassin it, when you have full-filled the life long dream of being the true PBass

I used to be good at PBassin it, now I am at the level of Pawpaw the Snowman.

by BH2. December 26, 2012

Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 24, 2012

Siberian Snowman

A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.

A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.

"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"

by Liam Longshire November 29, 2018

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018