SLUMP

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.

#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”

by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023

Slump Fuck

When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.

I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.

by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023

fat slump

When you eat your way through a slump and gain weight

Hey man, is your girl gaining weight? Yah things are slow and she fell into a fat slump. She'll be back to normal once she sells a few houses

by Heynowman August 30, 2023

OG Slump Buster

A dive bar patron who hooks up with anyone who needs to break a sex slump.

That girl doing bar mat shots will fuck you in the bathroom if you're having a dry spell because she's an OG slump buster.

by Hot Franklin November 29, 2021

Slumped

When a nigga smoked too much and the nigga passes the fuck out from being to tired and high

“Hey is ally asleep”

Yeah she’s slumped asf she passed out in the tub eating Ben and Jerry’s ice cream

by Allysalinas506 December 2, 2021

Slump

When a male ejaculates from the rubbing of his pants on his penis. This is common among young teenagers and those who pre-jac.

"Man I need to go to the bathroom before I slump everywhere."
*On discord with the bois* : "Help help I'm slumping"

by PlumsAreGood July 23, 2022

slumped#1186

A walking W and a legendary wakano member and the most attractive member

slumped#1186 is a W

by slumped#1186 April 1, 2022