Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

Scrolling

The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.

Did you hear that Jimmy was scrolling during the Tipper Sunrise set?

by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025

mountain scrolling

The act of perusing social media platforms with the specific intent of discovering women who exhibit prominent breasts, typically showcased in provocative attire, often engaged in movement or hosting activities, notably in live streaming formats.

He was mountain scrolling through the lives on TikTok looking for a good time.

by Noisy Jackets November 1, 2025

Captain Scroll Reels

I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.

Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

scrolling

what you are doing right now

You must be in science class waiting for your teacher to stop yapping about her husband

or you're like me, in bed at 10:06 on a school night making an urban dictionary word

Dude 1: uhm ya good? he's been scrolling for ages I don't think he's aware of what's happening
Dude 3: yea for real
Dude 2: AHHHHHHHCDERT^&UIKJNBVCDSWER%T^&*UIKMJNBVCXSWER$%^&*(IOKLMJNBVCDER%T^&*IK
Dude 1 and 3: ... yeah let's just go..

by school_chromebook_user December 1, 2025

The Scroll of Judgment Theory

A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.

After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die

by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025