Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022

Mr. Sir

Mr Sir is the head counsellor at Camp Green Lake, and the secondary antagonist of Holes.

Yes, Mr. Sir

by Handsomesquidward#1098 November 23, 2021

sir buns

Austin Compton

Good morning sir buns, hope you have a good day.

by realsammib February 26, 2023

Sir E'coup

N. A Latvi-an. Usually very fond of delivery personnel or public vehicle musicians and establishes mutual trust and friendship with them. A BFF of Sir Pile Up. An expert judge on bunions.

Sir E'coup shrieks at the sight of bunions and called his BFF exclaiming "Uy puta pare ano yan?!"

by Deckard Cain 2.0 March 1, 2023

Sir Ethan

A hot,loyal, smexy man you meet on Natural Disaster Survival in Roblox.

“Sir Ethan I won’t leave you, I will stand on your head and stay there until you die”

by CheezCurd November 29, 2021

Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

Nahid Sir

perverted sir, never gonna like you, or Sexy. is a fucking word that should be banned

i dont like nahid sir.

by dont care didnt ask + ratio December 26, 2021